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bulletA former insurance official in Kansas hurt himself trying to lift his briefcase from his car trunk. Even though he missed no work or even a golf game on account of the injury,  He was awarded $95,000 because of the work-related injury.
 
bulletA law firm in New Orleans routinely billed four hours of work for letters that were only one sentence in length.
 
bulletA Chicago lawyer charged $25,000 for "ground transportation" while on business in San Francisco.
 
bulletA Kansas lawyer received close to $35,000 in workmen's compensation because he hurt his shoulder reaching into the backseat of the car for his briefcase.
 
bulletA lawyer while working on a government contract, wrote a definition of the words "and/or" that was over 300 words in length.